It’s because he was too busy fucking Blaine against the counter. Word to the wise: That is not icing on those cookies.
that ain’t eggnog either.
Oh god
The juice I was sipping is now beautifully sprayed in a very artsy pattern across my floor. Thank you <3
what if this actually happened. what if
“Oh there you are, I’ve been stalking you for forever.”
“Watching you shower this week.. that was the moment for me… about you.”
“You keep running away from me, Kurt. And trapping you in this room would just be an excuse to spend more time with you.”
“Of course I know your coffee order. And your social security number. And what you look like when you jerk off, and…”
“This reminds you of your mom’s funeral, right? I know cause I was there….I…was…THERE.”
“I think there’s something really great about a day where you’re encouraged to lay it all on the line and say, ‘I’ve been stalking you.’ You know? And this year, I wanna do something really radical, so I need your opinion on this. But there’s this guy, that I sort of watch… and I’ve known him for a really, really long time, but I want to tell him that I think my feelings are starting to change into something deeper.. So I have to ask; do you think it’s too much to kidnap someone on Valentine’s day?”
